Double Dog Dare
By Spencer Perskin
I really needed to be off the street. Just out of TDC, I was
supposed to have a stable life and income still staring at ten years of
probation with the vengeful state of Texas. I was crashing at a dance
club on 6th street, in a large closet, with loud heavy beat music going
until four in the morning. And, too, having no one to go to, separated
by no personal choice, depressed to say the least, and trying not to smoke
any weed because of the probation; a course I was soon to give up on.
I mean, I am going to smoke and they can do whatever, which they did.
So when I got a chance to stay in a more peaceful/normal enviornment, I
took it. Of course, I hadn't been invited to move in; only to make
use of the place when Jay, an old friend, was out of town. But when
he came back to find me still there, he said for me to take it over and
pay the rent. It was a basement apartment in a house on Garden street,
in East Austin just north of the river. It's an area which is lately
Latin and black mostly, but which was originally inhabited by a German-American
population.
In fact, no black people lived in east Austin until after 1954; they
stayed mostly in Montopolis, which was a seperate town from Austin until
the city annexed it in the early 60's, I think, when Bergstrom was built
and used as an active base by the Air Force. Anyway, as it turned
out this house was owned by the ex-wife of an old friend. It seemed like
a great deal. There were dishes and silverware, pots and containers
already there and in place. The bus could be caught a block away on Holly
that went near the UT art dept. where I had a good deal of work, although
if I missed the 10:30 I had to walk all the way home. The middle
of the night on the eastside can be a bit dicey, but I never had any trouble.
Oh yeah, once this drunk Mexican came up and tugged at my beard asking
was it real, so I did the same for his nose; then we were friends and I
had to drink a Bud with him. The
neighborhood actually inspired me to write some poems about it.
You know, the
yards were all beautiful and taken care of and you could always
smell fresh tortillas. It was a basement apartment with the entrance
in the back of the house; the yard was fenced and she had a German shepherd
there, which helped dissuade would-be burglars.
The bathroom had an old-style bath-tub on ornate legs. The
worst part of it was
that the house was quite rat infested. I found the best thing
to do was to feed them;
I put a whole carrot on a plate by the stove expecting to see it
nibbled away by bits,
but it was all gone in a few hours. I never saw them get it
at all; what wonderful,
though villified, animals! So one of the first nights there
Suzy shows up thinking
something may have happened to me. True enough, she did, but besides
that I was ok.
So she decided to take me out to dinner and insisted on buying me
a lid of pot;
she was, at that time, a drug counselor, and what the hey I could
use it even though
I could have used a good fuck more. So all right we had a
good time and she split.
The next afternoon here she comes with daughter Spring; she's holding
a puppy
and the kid has a tiny kitten and they want me to take over these
animals which they just got even though they already knew the apartment
wouldn't let them have them there. There is no sense at a juncture like
that to even bother breaching the notion of rational thought. Against all
better judgement, I ageed to take the pets; maybe they would come to deal
with the fucking rats. Well, this poor bedragled little kitten was
barely there at all; the puppy was maybe five weeks, black, skinny and
needing nourishment. The kitten wound up disappearing in a few days,
but not before shitting all over some needed papers and clothes; the dog
was trained pretty quickly.
And then I started to notice how fast this dog was beginning to grow.
It was amazing
how much bigger he would be every day. I named him Maverick,
and he lived up
to the name. I had a really pinched income to be raising a
giant dog, fortunately he
would eat anything I was eating; including brocolli, sweet potatoes,
bread,
you name it. And I just better not come home with chocolate
doughnuts without one
for him. Of course, like many dogs, he enjoyed a stout hit
of weed now and then.
He was so much bigger every day, I sat up all night once just to
watch him grow.
He filled his huge puppy belly to the bursting point and went to
sleep. I sat and
smoked and watched carefully all night as the belly slowly turned
into chest and
the legs lengthened a half an inch. So in about three months I had
this big gangly
good-natured puppy big as a Dane, which he may have been, with maybe
some Lab
in there as well. He stayed pretty thin but looked healthy
anyway, and, outside of
the fact that he ate clothes off the line, mostly mine, fortunately,we
were doing ok.
All of a sudden one day I was told that the basement apartment was
going to be
renovated-- in two days! I got in one of those panics you
get in at first when a crises comes up. I did have some cash, but
not enough for regular rent and bills. But I
have some wonderful friends, and a few of them are still alive.
There was a house
on Mary street which was shared by a number of people, mostly with
music and
song-writing in common. Jubal Clark had the front bedroom
until he moved out
a month later and I moved into it. Blaze Foley lived in a
room made from an
original back porch. He had a crazy and playful approach to
home decor, and he
liked to make toys and stuff for little kids of friends. In
another room and in an
attic room were Richard de la Vega and his sister Letti, and his
girlfriend, Beth.
I think that was the regulars, but it was a magnet for songwriters,
and, when they
were in town, you might find Richard Dobson or Townes Van Zandt
there as well,
along with any number of folks into music and song (you notice I
separate those,
and for good reason). Of course, I had to bring the dog with
me. And for the
most part, things went ok, except Blaze got pissed at me for letting
the dog crap
in the front yard; I mean, it was a big front and besides
there was only a few feet
of grass in the back and Blaze's window were right there, but he
insisted that that's
where dogs should go. I guess I should be glad for that because
a few days after I
moved in we had other guests, Townes I think, sleeping on the couch.
That's cool,
I just slept in the front yard in my bedroll. And it turned out
well that it was
waterproof; because a downpour started coming down at 6 or so.
About two hours
later I awoke to the sound of laughter, of which, of course, I was
the object. The
rain had flooded the yard with a few inches of water; there was
no way for me to
get out of the sleeping bag without getting wet. It was Townes
and Jubal and
Blaze, and maybe Rich Minus all sitting on the front porch drinking
beer at 8 in
the morning. Well, that's ok, I don't give no fucking shit
because hell I'm dry,
and never drink beer in the morning. It was a short time later
that I got a bank
loan, this was 87 I think, and bought a 72 New Yorker, and an interesting
electric
guitar, the two-octave neck going through the solid body, brass
fittings and tuners,
with a pretty good sound and natural sustain. Downtown one
afternoon I met
up with Bill Narum who introduces me to his friends from France,
Jacque and
Jezebel. They do a show where he plays lead and she plays
bass and he programs
an electric drummer, which he was good at. Bill had run into
them, I think in
Toronto, and told them about Austin and its possibilities for them,
so here they
were. And they had a gig, but needed more entertainment.
Well, I have been
entertaining from moment to moment, and I could use the dough, so
I said let's
go do it. They were freaked when, half-way there, they realized
that I intended
to jam with them, and we took Blaze with us to open or add to the
whatever.
And boy did it work; we played for a bunch of beach-hippy-blue-collars
with
whom I became longlasting friends and played more parties and weddings
for
them. And they even dug Blaze though he was from another world from
theirs;
he had a way of winning over any audience with his genuine and generous
spirit shinning through his songs and performance. He had
an almost operatic
baritone voice, and had sung lots of gospel music with his family
in Georgia.
So soon after I am late for a gig after working at UT all day (that's
another
story) and I can't find the dog to put him in my room, because he's
cool there
and won't get into trouble. I had just gotton him back from
old Dr. Stallworth,
who had said I shouldn't expect the animal to live, he was so sick,
but who with
his veternary magic had him ready to go home all well in three days!
So I see
him sleeping under a parked car by the house, but he won't come
out when I
call. Well, I get angry because I am going to be late and
I hate that(in anyone!).
So I tell this group of hispanic kids that if they will get the
dog out for me I'll
give them ten bucks. So they do, they shlep him out, I give
them the money,
and I quickly grab the dog and pull him into the house and stick
him in my
room and split. I wonder why the dog wouldn't mind and if
he was sick again,
so I came back right after the show to check on him. When
I opened the door
to my room I saw not one, but two huge dogs! I had paid those
kids 10 dollars
to grab someone else's giant black dog-- a wonder I didn't get my
head bit off.
Blaze had found Maverick later and put him in my room. At
least they had
gotton along and done no damage. I was embarrassed once again,
though I
can claim a visual deficiency others claim it's mental. Some
time later I rented a room to use for an office; I wasn't supposed to keep
the dog there but did some anyway. I could leave him at the house
sometimes, but they didn't want to be responsible for my dog. Actually,
I was planning a trip to Nashville with him to go after publishing deals,
but trouble in the family kept me in town. When I went to Mexico
to do a music video with Hank, Debbie D, and the De la Vegas, the dog disappeared
from the place I left him. I think my friends gave him away, thinking
they were doing me a favor. I saw him once again, in the back of
a pick-up. He looked happy so I let him be. For some strange
reason I always think of Maverick when I remember Blaze.
I miss them both. |